November 15, 2025. More than 80 people came out for the inaugural tournament — a night of competition, drinks, and good fun all around. Congratulations to the first-ever Sippy Cup champion: Spruce. And to the runner-up, JWS — by two controversial points.
Pickleball
When the clock hit 4:35 PM, 16 pickleball teams kicked off blistering round-robin play. Paddles swung, balls flew, and when the dust settled, four teams advanced to the semifinals — three of them from JWS. The captains had foreseen exactly this: a school could send only two teams to the semifinals, and only one to the final. That bumped the fifth-best team into a semifinal berth — which is when the Spruce contingent burst into the tournament control room and demanded a recount, dripping sweat onto the commissioner’s keyboard.
The review found a genuine error in the scoring spreadsheet (what’s an absolute cell reference amongst friends?). Corrected, Spruce took the semifinal berth at JWS’s expense. Spruce beat Kingsley in the semi — self-directed Montessori learning doesn’t make for great defense — then assembled a super-team of its best players for the final, a move the 2025 rulebook didn’t address. It does now. After a hard-fought final, Spruce, which had won just two paltry games in round-robin play, was crowned pickleball champion and earned 14 tournament points. But the Cup wasn’t theirs yet: cornhole was still to come, and with it the points that would decide the night.
Cornhole
The cornhole competition was a little less… fierce. There was much shouting back to the bar of “Dude! Get over here, our game is starting!” Croft emerged as the dominant bags school of the night, taking two semifinal berths — the South End crew apparently knows how to throw a bag. Spruce took down Croft’s #2 team, and JWS narrowly fell to Croft #1, 15–13.
With pickleball decided, JWS needed a third-place cornhole finish to tie Spruce for the tournament lead. Instead, Spruce unleashed their New Orleans “Bayou B2,” who dropped precision-guided bombs throw after throw and laid waste to JWS’s dreams of glory. Spruce’s cornhole finish added 14 more points to the 14 from pickleball — 28 in all, two clear of JWS, with Croft third on 20.
Thank you to everyone who came out and made year one a huge success. The Sippy Cup returns November 14, 2026 — and this time, the super-team loophole is closed.